Pirate Hookers

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Stats

Rank: #13
Online: 7 / 50
Total Season: 6,370,397,496
Total Lifetime: 2,191,343,165,463
Total Showcase: 4945 / 8000
Total Cookie Power: 7,703,493


Disclaimers: Users named A teammate do not have a bakery name set!
Collectors who have 0 lifetime cookies on the leaderboard but a lot in chat are cheaters and should be kicked immediately!!
Ranks here may not match in-game rank! They are sorted by Current Season Cookies then Lifetime Cookies (e.g. 0 current 5 lifetime is ranked higher than 0 current 2 lifetime).


Rank Bakery Name Bakery Created Public ID Current Season Cookies Lifetime Cookies Showcase Items Cookie Power Current Season Cookies Raw Current Season Cookies Raw Cookie Power Raw Creation Time int
1 Dread Pirate Ranger November 24, 2017 d3aed5a0-c4cb-453f-9cf4-ae819cbae4df 1,422,892,863 570999971828.0570,999,971,828 208 495,436 1422892863 570999971828.27 495436 1511481600
2 Demon Pirate LeChuck November 13, 2024 a05987d0-b6e8-4420-8572-8e915f411d06 1,403,479,095 199312933644.0199,312,933,644 352 661,988 1403479095 199312933644.13 661988 1731456000
3 Cursed gold February 14, 2024 edeb8bdd-4321-4c74-8412-d24b443dd2ca 912,220,991 146556743398.0146,556,743,398 215 243,490 912220991.3999939 146556743398.24 243490 1707868800
4 🥀Bloody Demon Rose May 18, 2019 bffb8850-d577-4764-a056-64779e29b5fb 684,032,907 253171637012.0253,171,637,012 169 682,612 684032907 253171637012.05 682612 1558137600
5 Admiral Tinkerbell January 18, 2016 90f83f23-e4e0-45e9-99e1-e6dfb1c9f494 416,330,236 373179548497.0373,179,548,497 214 634,522 416330236 373179548496.93 634522 1453075200
6 grill cheese August 31, 2025 9de96125-e084-49ae-b1b1-1fa91602e597 385,277,952 2031334387.02,031,334,387 35 32,851 385277952.3915 2031334387.0754 32851 1756598400
7 Flintlock July 18, 2023 26c5c47f-bdd5-40df-bc0e-166c2bd3b944 225,307,011 194159227539.0194,159,227,539 236 455,714 225307011 194159227539.11 455714 1689638400
8 Jack's Feuer Flours May 04, 2020 2b0ec9a7-034b-4288-ad3d-a8885af900d8 194,222,016 120609775742.0120,609,775,742 180 471,474 194222015.5 120609775742.35 471474 1588550400
9 Chelle August 22, 2025 6c5048f7-5706-4d67-8285-9d507fad7f07 168,618,767 3432241580.03,432,241,580 76 51,152 168618767.36730003 3432241580.2843 51152 1755820800
10 Kachilero June 02, 2025 55c1c3b8-d14d-4ab0-a78b-1a1855de161d 65,883,238 3871671770.03,871,671,770 110 81,956 65883237.75 3871671769.5361 81956 1748822400
11 RaeRae90 November 12, 2024 ab68f2db-a243-4436-b640-5531418937a9 62,095,771 24202161435.024,202,161,435 352 636,901 62095771 24202161434.823 636901 1731369600
12 Allart September 06, 2025 43ff18a0-6973-4059-94a8-b37df5f51a2f 57,480,925 303903667.0303,903,667 37 22,217 57480924.65052003 303903666.88121 22217 1757116800
13 Myntu June 19, 2025 033d7ad7-c9f7-46b5-a581-1b043abea7b1 55,071,566 7147913920.07,147,913,920 181 204,456 55071566 7147913919.7747 204456 1750291200
14 Duchessofoats May 24, 2025 b961dcef-0339-4528-8a84-bb77d12685b9 48,058,798 2298388588.02,298,388,588 80 32,190 48058798 2298388588.1688 32190 1748044800
15 ElizaDeLune September 04, 2025 5c4403f8-f571-4be9-af32-d658fb045fd1 47,904,281 376306586.0376,306,586 29 23,933 47904280.75 376306586.01066 23933 1756944000
16 Jiggles August 02, 2025 78339f42-1245-4447-8931-20a22cd6a2c5 42,270,120 1791188892.01,791,188,892 89 39,119 42270120.281399965 1791188892.2171 39119 1754092800
17 SourPatchKitten August 22, 2025 fc56bfd9-3e63-4c5b-8300-25c33796e4fc 34,933,592 937134123.0937,134,123 72 33,196 34933591.808510065 937134122.91867 33196 1755820800
18 A teammate September 08, 2025 d47f6625-fd9e-495f-8aa9-8f96420600d2 34,482,965 65103379.065,103,379 7 820 34482965 65103379 820 1757289600
19 Sandy Booty May 19, 2025 f2f2bf8b-ef42-4af3-8b91-d7c25f362fca 34,191,013 10133086164.010,133,086,164 287 368,340 34191013 10133086163.91 368340 1747612800
20 Scantafar August 04, 2025 09ad8444-50ba-4357-826e-5d7ef5e53e62 30,272,150 767252892.0767,252,892 66 56,764 30272149.832370043 767252891.6638 56764 1754265600
21 A teammate August 02, 2025 40560cf0-9706-4cf3-a4cd-6c3c73be4a30 21,491,446 23871755.023,871,755 1 97 21491446 23871755 97 1754092800
22 A teammate September 08, 2025 68d400b2-cf3b-42b1-9438-d8841d5b5873 9,778,376 12499602.012,499,602 9 1,282 9778376.0000004 12499602.200003 1282 1757289600
23 Azure Seadog February 16, 2024 5b8e9b82-0d0c-49e7-a897-50e30fa2ab8c 7,275,443 1567063206.01,567,063,206 76 35,793 7275443.419399977 1567063206.1641 35793 1708041600
24 angel September 08, 2025 443d89fe-2ecd-4df9-b82f-6ff103826e9d 4,125,826 44293753.044,293,753 11 2,252 4125826 44293752.600019 2252 1757289600
25 Jjj October 28, 2023 5cda5b71-f3fc-462b-8c19-cee7fadb7247 2,656,843 37790827.037,790,827 12 1,808 2656843.075025998 37790827.20013 1808 1698451200
26 DB August 21, 2025 e0bc607e-b57f-4895-8cd9-6f3ad4220f59 43,142 537567531.0537,567,531 33 10,056 43141.62998998165 537567530.93704 10056 1755734400
27 yuh August 03, 2025 12cca94f-428d-44af-a8a6-0a1c056031ab 124 1089297860.01,089,297,860 63 21,566 124 1089297859.9597 21566 1754179200
28 220228 August 30, 2025 2ef0f63a-65d5-467f-9c6d-4f11dabcb821 39 231839575.0231,839,575 27 13,421 39.30000001192093 231839575.24336 13421 1756512000
29 Relentless July 05, 2024 e3040c67-45d2-477f-b557-b94dac0b4870 0 235134385389.0235,134,385,389 150 434,520 0 235134385389.38 434520 1720137600
30 KrZDG December 30, 2023 b804949f-bd5f-4c55-8349-e2b001d05dba 0 22380460640.022,380,460,640 352 571,733 0 22380460639.885 571733 1703894400
31 Powder Monkey Coonro July 11, 2024 9e3ca48d-c2fa-4074-b2ad-1a64299be483 0 11570361241.011,570,361,241 104 71,635 0 11570361240.505 71635 1720656000
32 Hock August 02, 2025 c6ac673c-1d74-490a-a45f-9ea891f80662 0 1343569672.01,343,569,672 66 38,358 0 1343569672.4297 38358 1754092800
33 Oufar xP March 01, 2025 fc7bfa1f-5c4e-4b5d-a2c4-39ac4d9d8a77 0 507885185.0507,885,185 58 20,730 0 507885184.96976 20730 1740787200
34 My cookies burnt August 22, 2025 8ce81a72-efb8-47b0-a6ba-136fe35f2fd2 0 413455701.0413,455,701 39 18,283 0 413455700.62865 18283 1755820800
35 Tieu Yeu August 31, 2025 40c8e2f4-de6b-4d6a-960a-eee36da5deec 0 289469266.0289,469,266 37 14,597 0 289469266.30915 14597 1756598400
36 Amuseph August 31, 2025 6d0153af-6705-4249-b989-73a575fa5801 0 247202940.0247,202,940 39 14,929 0 247202939.59075 14929 1756598400
37 Obama September 01, 2025 f0077b8a-24e3-4524-854d-edbf78371a4e 0 149447587.0149,447,587 13 9,512 0 149447587 9512 1756684800
38 Advanced Warfare August 31, 2025 10c1bdf3-561f-4c22-b161-ccf7207576ce 0 82496138.082,496,138 14 2,853 0 82496137.815075 2853 1756598400
39 Exgadris September 04, 2025 cbfa9e3d-2f2d-4c1f-9738-2bf679f9f277 0 75442911.075,442,911 12 3,386 0 75442911.149374 3386 1756944000
40 bruhCookie August 30, 2025 8e5cd7f4-9a02-4e6b-b3e9-b529dbd223ca 0 73070732.073,070,732 4 412 0 73070732.400121 412 1756512000
41 Ryong September 03, 2025 7c5acac6-bd00-489d-b8ef-727815b597f1 0 51082489.051,082,489 12 6,161 0 51082488.65243 6161 1756857600
42 FpsFreek September 04, 2025 401cdcb8-bf9b-4fc2-b431-572439a6473c 0 44684671.044,684,671 12 2,049 0 44684671 2049 1756944000
43 TopcherYT August 30, 2025 5d4f39ef-1bb9-45b6-8324-052605f5c760 0 30690243.030,690,243 7 378 0 30690243 378 1756512000
44 Bartzabel September 05, 2025 cf9a294d-ca0d-431b-9925-49b2d3294d27 0 23762784.023,762,784 1 199 0 23762784 199 1757030400
45 A teammate September 08, 2025 d1da8ec6-54fa-4eec-84db-18d1bc583529 0 22143137.022,143,137 2 390 0 22143137.160069 390 1757289600
46 220228 December 20, 2020 ed52eba3-571e-4dd8-a0cc-b4d9b8a7b156 0 11805585.011,805,585 19 8,168 0 11805584.649997 8168 1608422400
47 Matey Melissa August 20, 2024 695b908d-1920-4837-9321-246bad07fc7a 0 0.00 352 707,072 0 0 707072 1724112000
48 Saint Swifter May 24, 2025 71df6aa3-7cd4-4988-a3c1-1745347793f8 0 0.00 129 105,185 0 0 105185 1748044800
49 Cptn Kermit Smollet May 09, 2025 5cf43c48-b502-4cb3-bdc0-d19a5b8f804d 0 0.00 175 173,499 0 0 173499 1746748800
50 Murray The Skull January 26, 2024 a97297fa-8d2a-49a3-80e6-5f2c0c23e772 0 0.00 121 184,038 0 0 184038 1706227200