Lonely Hearts Club

Teamwork makes the dreamwork ✨️ Removals carried out every Friday morning inactive members will be culled 👋


Stats

Rank: #20
Online: 2 / 34
Total Season: 5,720,974,228
Total Lifetime: 514,838,429,558
Total Showcase: 3308 / 5440
Total Cookie Power: 4,744,799


Disclaimers: Users named A teammate do not have a bakery name set!
Collectors who have 0 lifetime cookies on the leaderboard but a lot in chat are cheaters and should be kicked immediately!!
Ranks here may not match in-game rank! They are sorted by Current Season Cookies then Lifetime Cookies (e.g. 0 current 5 lifetime is ranked higher than 0 current 2 lifetime).


Rank Bakery Name Bakery Created Public ID Current Season Cookies Lifetime Cookies Showcase Items Cookie Power Current Season Cookies Raw Current Season Cookies Raw Cookie Power Raw Creation Time int
1 Kyasarin May 02, 2026 03a991d7-11ba-4d99-95cc-0170f66415a0 1,884,429,900 39154944922.039,154,944,922 215 263,845 1884429900 39154944921.873 263845 1777680000
2 Crumb House August 22, 2019 98207243-e515-48b8-8b9d-26b4b29ea048 919,424,728 67081883606.067,081,883,606 233 769,914 919424728 67081883606 769914 1566432000
3 Chozo May 17, 2026 e71e8130-3488-4eb1-a013-fb5e168ae0dd 786,592,349 12296465953.012,296,465,953 91 68,155 786592348.6660004 12296465952.724 68155 1778976000
4 ashdoe February 22, 2025 23f662a3-aa85-466c-8dd1-e8c1968f2d15 424,194,315 172151251316.0172,151,251,316 287 682,131 424194315 172151251315.63 682131 1740182400
5 Tay May 04, 2026 e1dea99f-7c56-4667-a814-3b77096fc540 370,354,001 7907876068.07,907,876,068 149 113,313 370354000.6911001 7907876067.9609 113313 1777852800
6 Dario January 13, 2023 579e337d-6983-4776-9d38-1514c719b2ee 289,265,751 24682016531.024,682,016,531 223 293,815 289265750.5 24682016531.135 293815 1673568000
7 Baloney Lonely June 23, 2026 845095c6-2568-4d57-8602-e93be43132ec 234,195,725 234195725.0234,195,725 5 281 234195724.79959 234195724.79959 281 1782172800
8 A teammate May 25, 2026 2846fdfe-834f-42eb-aa45-e7dd3beee46f 193,425,277 1799050595.01,799,050,595 71 59,521 193425277.35529995 1799050595.1279 59521 1779667200
9 DrGonzo June 15, 2026 e9b3c7b5-b354-4715-b11b-1ebe0e84e489 175,350,381 1881166998.01,881,166,998 64 47,557 175350381.3462 1881166998.3783 47557 1781481600
10 Lonely Baloney December 22, 2023 04b00f84-6be0-400e-8f3f-9200bc81b2e2 159,125,646 95330706976.095,330,706,976 384 781,361 159125646 95330706976.224 781361 1703203200
11 220228 November 24, 2025 7d73c2e4-025f-4d3e-a02a-b9cdd0093c1b 59,362,318 1590377156.01,590,377,156 81 33,041 59362318.15160012 1590377156.0295 33041 1763942400
12 LadyLoranda April 26, 2026 f3d2cd94-9fb1-4134-9d80-9401814f7456 47,309,161 42648312098.042,648,312,098 184 194,595 47309161.32600403 42648312098.007 194595 1777161600
13 Stonedathy June 24, 2026 717cda2e-ddbf-43d2-92a3-c1bb889dad8f 46,050,616 46050616.046,050,616 8 3,932 46050615.606946 46050615.606946 3932 1782259200
14 Bakers Delight May 26, 2026 13f4e3be-bc99-4b38-b4e3-e6d6beec9bce 35,118,906 605898657.0605,898,657 29 27,825 35118906.19951999 605898657.25897 27825 1779753600
15 A teammate June 23, 2026 6634b288-cccc-453d-be45-627c0292ba17 31,336,445 31336445.031,336,445 6 1,447 31336445 31336445 1447 1782172800
16 A teammate May 31, 2026 cb46e8a4-8c38-4723-a962-62943b9e6358 29,099,932 259958928.0259,958,928 41 13,113 29099932.296200007 259958927.69838 13113 1780185600
17 A teammate January 21, 2026 b38b3ec8-c156-4b4b-b7e0-69d1ace37299 20,872,529 203722106.0203,722,106 19 6,158 20872528.54016 203722105.67928 6158 1768953600
18 Jaxson April 23, 2025 08104770-8bf7-4028-b95a-897fdba14443 10,725,274 855388539.0855,388,539 61 22,656 10725273.857429981 855388538.8464 22656 1745366400
19 A teammate June 23, 2026 fd0c9776-c613-41e8-8c83-b9a9fedf98db 3,011,641 3011641.03,011,641 4 2,243 3011641 3011641 2243 1782172800
20 EmperorJDH June 02, 2021 b162320f-43fd-456c-8ad3-d2407c159600 927,068 3158939140.03,158,939,140 123 81,648 927067.7558002472 3158939139.6778 81648 1622592000
21 Cookie Collector OG September 28, 2025 af20ba83-7796-4d67-8ebe-0b7d805a07f5 802,266 702551477.0702,551,477 63 23,207 802266.3929499388 702551476.97285 23207 1759017600
22 Player#216644 November 26, 2025 cc216e64-ad46-4d60-a2cf-627e09e300d0 0 24035936770.024,035,936,770 107 174,164 0 24035936770.346 174164 1764115200
23 The Boss April 10, 2025 4ea1dbcc-fdf3-4637-b176-dbb86ee6c2c4 0 6154260121.06,154,260,121 90 53,243 0 6154260120.6616 53243 1744243200
24 Lemonchello February 19, 2026 e2786d3b-5979-4d72-9004-e6c5a80453fc 0 3446345144.03,446,345,144 84 44,257 0 3446345144.2336 44257 1771459200
25 mercy September 08, 2021 4bcb8702-780a-42c9-898a-ff38348d6eae 0 2765684499.02,765,684,499 95 93,810 0 2765684498.8388 93810 1631059200
26 November 04, 2020 c45c2b6c-189a-4dc9-819a-003c548cd444 0 1762245307.01,762,245,307 248 724,465 0 1762245307.4138 724465 1604448000
27 PossumPlayz December 01, 2025 d5888d48-031a-487d-87f1-88beecf9b970 0 1002490615.01,002,490,615 27 13,771 0 1002490615.3207 13771 1764547200
28 agustinxd May 13, 2026 a6b5cf22-defb-45ea-9c60-3886a9a44068 0 867399218.0867,399,218 48 50,377 0 867399217.85237 50377 1778630400
29 A January 01, 2023 c448fbd3-fcb6-40d4-8547-4416ebfe58eb 0 468861100.0468,861,100 80 29,721 0 468861099.70465 29721 1672531200
30 Cat March 28, 2023 e25b4e1c-fbd7-4869-8536-92da6f756509 0 449220369.0449,220,369 36 14,124 0 449220368.74017 14124 1679961600
31 Smile June 13, 2026 df2ff9f3-5960-4dde-8e68-7ba795537848 0 413830851.0413,830,851 27 10,534 0 413830851.38132 10534 1781308800
32 A teammate June 21, 2023 dbcfe7d0-14e3-4d4b-b2c6-0b3121e9aa72 0 350322208.0350,322,208 52 19,453 0 350322207.54182 19453 1687305600
33 2014 February 16, 2026 6ab36785-5daa-4933-a292-a5cab3700da3 0 347238913.0347,238,913 40 18,494 0 347238912.62648 18494 1771200000
34 A teammate September 12, 2025 bf3285c2-f5e5-4c25-90eb-42121246b9b3 0 149488952.0149,488,952 33 8,628 0 149488951.86565 8628 1757635200